Like we need paper ballots.

I had to learn about phishing and hacking for work. One of the videos we watched was about how easily hackers can get your password from you, and a woman interviewed people on the street about their passwords generally:

Well, I guess I won't complain about filling out a paper ballot with a sharpie anymore.

At least hillary’s complaint would be legit.

Well. I’m now even more excited about this November, how are you guys feeling?

Seems like no matter who wins this election, either side is going to be able to make an argument for a botched job. Trump will claim voter fraud, Clinton hacking of the systems. God this election sucks.

“on a scale of one to 10, this threat was an “eight.”

Sleeping naked definitely keeps your body cooler than sleeping in clothes, obviously, but it’s that slight temperature difference that can lead to deeper, more restful, and uninterrupted sleep.

Organized or not, those paritions look kinda small so I don’t know how many pairs of drawers I could fit in there.

>Hanza, made up bullshit.

Seeing this headline, I thought, “please please please let her be playing a promoter or a ring owner or anybody but a wrestler,” because Alison is a lovely actress but IMO she is not going to be believable in the ring. DENIED, of course she is playing a wrestler. Sigh. I mean she can be in the smallest weight class,…

His appeal to African-American voters in recent weeks: THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! IF YOU WALK DOWN ANY STREET YOU’LL GET SHOT 25 TIMES! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

Well, I’m sure he learned his lesson!

I can’t get over how amazing this dress is. I WANT IT NOW

I know, but if you’re clever with it, you can convince people of a concept that they would absolutely not agree to otherwise.

I’ve started just going “I TOTALLY agree” and then stating the opposite opinion. It’s hilarious. People are like “I don’t think you understood me...” and then you can be like “Oh my goodness, you’re so right” and restate your opposite opinion. People have no idea what to do.

It’s sad that even when I choose not to engage with my father re: politics, he just says that I’m disrespecting him and being a “liberal know-it-all” by not listening to his side. It’s a lose-lose.

Chant loser, loser, loser back at him. Then in November ask him how it feels to have picked the losing side.

The day Deadspin doesn’t run tabloid shit is the day we all quit and get jobs as brand consultants or baristas or whatever.