“We can’t put guys in the seats, can we now?”

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.

All a ploy to get a play in against Syria so we can claim a W in the Middle East for once.

USMNT Lose 1-1

Astros Pres: What can we do to help?

Nothing screams “LET’S GET RID OF HUMAN REFEREES” like a wristband dedicated to not doing your job well.

“I’m really happy for him. I think he deserves to be that golden child,”

The green line? I believe you mean the Four/Five/Sex.

He’d already have the record if he hadn’t intentionally missed the injury time PK to maintain the Dos a Cero tradition in 2013.

Maybe watersports.

If you believe Scaramucci—you shouldn’t—Trump has thrown a perfect spiral through a tire.

Fox’s all-video strategy is dumb. First, many of us can’t or won’t watch video at work but we will happily goof off reading written content. Watching video on phones in public also sucks if you’re like me and never have your headphones handy. Sidelining quality writers (some of whom can do video, some of whom can’t)…

Can’t wait for the author disclosure at the bottom of the first Rosenthal Blight Sox blog.

My man loves the movie ‘The Usual Suspects,’ but hates that you never learn who Keyser Söze is.

Pirate baseball!

I think my favorite tidbit in all this was her responding to a tweet informing her that the K symbol in boxscores predates the foundation of the KKK by saying “Slavery started before then. Doesn’t make it right.” Technically, she is right. Slavery was not right even before the KKK existed, but I have no idea what…

You’ve been a small child for 37 years and you think the KKK signs are weird?

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.