You have to give him credit for having the discipline to write the entire complaint in Braille.

It got fucking heated later in the day:

“You put a canoe paddle on my surfboard!”

Looks like the Habs finally have all the pieces in place:
- Elite goalie: check

The Mets are paying Bonilla twice as much as the yankees are paying aaron judge this season.

“If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.” -- Abraham Lincoln

He blew a .00 or, as John Daly calls it, .3 under par.

How can you leave out “full kit wanker”? By far his biggest crime and for which he’ll always be remembered and ridiculed. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2325207/John-Terry-lifts-Europa-League-trophy-kit.html

This is the latest point in the season that any team has ever started to try to tank for the number one pick in the draft. Yet somehow it worked!

They won’t be tanking.

He’s never been IN the black either.

It was amazing you could even play high school sports with that combination of narcolepsy and Crohn’s.

“his outsized ‘Dark Knight’ persona. One teammate described a ‘sense of alienation’ that Harvey created around himself.”

“Hey we’ve got Namath. Which blonde lady do you”

NEVER FORGET!

Breaking News: Mike Milbury is an asshole.

In Soviet Russia, phones teammate you in!

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

But is that really a capitalism thing, or just a macho douchebag thing? I doubt you’d hear anything different from your average state party boot-licker in China. The male ego knows no socioeconomic bounds.

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?