“We’d really like you to mentor Kellen. We think he needs some guidance.”

“Alexa, order more aluminum foil.”

“Alexa, order more aluminum foil.”

“Welp, gotta pay for it if they won’t let me take it for free.”

Uh oh. You’ve drawn Judge Snyder.

Promised 40 acres and a mule.

I feel like there’s something wrong about his comments, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.