Until I read this comment I assumed it was called “All Takes Matter”.

My favorite Deadspin bit so has been your insistence on calling this show All Takes Matter. I have no idea what this show is actually called and I love it that way.

Actually, she identifies as “giraffe” now.

*venomous

Yeah, well, you can’t go around being afraid all the time. I mean, if I let my fear control me, I wouldn’t have asked one of the most popular girls in 6th grade if she wanted to ‘go’ with me. But I muttered the 6th grade version of ‘fuck it’ to myself, and asked her, and now look at me! 35 years later, still scarred…

You’re right. England does not want to give America its independence. And no amount of pissing and moaning is going to change that.

Reminds me of a joke I heard which went like this:
Q: What do you get if you drive through Tallahassee real slow?
A: A degree from Florida State

For a final touch of embarrassment for UNLV, the Rebels paid Howard University $600,000 to come play in Las Vegas. Ouch.

Have you actually read the post, you clown?

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Lonzo Ball is a homunculus created by Lil B to curse the Lakers. Initials are a dead giveaway.

A Marge Shott shot. I did not see that coming.

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