Only Reliant Recovery Water, which saved Russell Wilson from a concussion, works. He swears! Well, he doesn’t actually swear, or Ciara would make him sleep on the couch for an additional 2 years on top of his 40 year celibacy program.

Should have drank more water.

AS OF THIS MORNING, YES!

I think Canelo won the first two rounds definitively. But yeah, Golovkin won seven straight rounds, including a few where Canelo all but gave up on even trying to do more than defend himself, and Golovkin was walking straight through the shots he did fire.

He didn’t win the 3rd, and he didn’t win the 11th. You can give him the 10th to make up for it if you want, but Golovkin out-threw and out-landed him in the 11th. But this points to the bigger issue: Other than the 1st and 2nd, the only other rounds you’d give to Canelo are ones he may have won on narrow interpretive…

Look, the only reason people think Trump is a white supremacist is because of the things he says and does. If the media would just stop reporting on the president, no one would think such mean thoughts about him.

I don’t see what the big deal is — Timmons was just one of millions of people in SoCal yesterday who managed to avoid going to the Dolphins-Chargers game.

I think that was the thrust of Teddy Atlas’s rant last night—that there’s no transparent protocol for dealing with this sort of thing.

wut dafaq u tlking bout bruh

The Falcons don’t have a ring though

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.

I bet Eck still has a bunch of cocaine stuck in his mustache from way back then.

Strangely, he actually didn’t get the idea from Australian Rules Football, but from watching a tape of Christian Hackenberg throwing the ball in pre-season.

If the Jaguars get a win and no one is watching, does it count?

The likelihood of a person getting pegged with a stone 35 times a year without ever breaking something important is pretty small, you know?

I believe we also saw Adoree’ jump Tavecchio on season 2 of Jersey Shore.

This is a downer.

ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!!