The NFL is a white supremacist death cult and you’re a cultist.

He is such a good passer that I can’t help but enjoy watching him, which is why I hope a meteorite destroys all of Southern California (including Lonzo and me) before Laker fans get to enjoy a single additional sweet, sweet dime.

That grown man is mouthy.

Definitive.

I want to make ostensibly illegal bets on college football. Vegas is too damn far. I’m in LA. How do I find a guy?

Brandon McCarthy has your back on this. He often goes in on Twitter regarding this very concern.

So smooth. I love a guy who lopes better than most guys sprint. Fuck the Yankees. But Bernie was great.

Goddamnit my wife makes me buy the boneless skinless breasts and no amount of sumptuous barbecue-sauce-slathered thigh can convince her otherwise. I consider myself lucky that this is one of my life’s great aggravations, but COME THE FUCK ON, WIFE.

If you don’t like prep and clean-up, you don’t like to cook, glory boy. You just like food.

Hot as the surface of the sun grill. Sear/Sear/Indirect to finish. I will brook no objections to this strategy. It is church.

But . . . white supremacy is real, though.

I had a Vizsla/Pit mix. He was the best dog.

Counterpoint.

Fuck the Giants.

I want MVPuig to happen so badly. Nobody is studlier.

I allowed one of my former student teachers to read the book with a class of my 9th grade students and deeply regret it. It’s reprehensible tragedy porn, with no legitimate conversation/awareness of mental health, and it uses the suicide of the main character as a titillating aspect of her manic pixie dead dream girl…

I like Rich Hill. I’m happy he got paid.

Greinke is better than both of ‘em.

Cathedral. You’re objectively a moron.

BITE YOUR TONGUE