The Next Matt Stares

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

Montana State is FCS, not NAIA

Half the time, the rest will be shiny and weird.

In boxing, the Mexican style is basically walking straight forward, cutting off the ring at the corners, and leading with power shots. It means you are willing to eat jabs, basically.

He should go with some tried and true baseballisms, like “Hustle, Grit, Humble”. On second thought, that’s probably too long, so he should probably just abbreviate it.

Pretty sure the Chargers don’t need to worry about filling the position of trophy manager.

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

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Where did the Moose touch you?

I like how “Did he beat the fuck out of any hookers?” is a distant 3rd on the list, 2 slots below interest in competitive advantage in college football.

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.

I’d get a boatload of skymiles.

*womp womp*

Counterpoint: if you’re shitty at your job you shouldn’t be upset when people call you out on it. You can easily maintain your authority by calling a consistent strike zone.

I’ve been on the side of “baseball needs umpires, the human element is part of the game” this whole time, but the umpires and the umpire’s association make it extremely hard. This kind of shit is an embarrassment. Joe West, Angel Hernandez, and CB Bucknor are embarrassments to their profession, and uniting behind them…

Just guys being dudes