Them OKC things ugly as fuck.

None of us are your buddy, Tom.

He made a Frenchman “Woo Hoo Hoo” like a goddamn Arkansawyer village Eejit. That's a strike.

“Most Annoying Team in Missouri is a closer race that most will acknowledge.”

Jim Cooke uber alles.

Melo’s from Baltimore, he oughtta know better. We’ve all seen “The Wire.” It's the little ones you gotta keep an eye on.

Melo’s from Baltimore. He should know better. I’ve seen “The Wire.” It’s the little ones you gotta watch out for.

Albert Goldbarth.

Goddamn highlight tru . . . Oh shit. You're right.

Gun nut who clearly had a hard time in high school now sees guns as the solution to everything. Fetishizes mechanized violence to mask his/her own pain. Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm betting I'm not. I hope you’re ok, person. Cause if you’re not trolling, you should talk to someone.

Paul, in this context, your use of “animals” is troubling. “Vile, brutish behavior,” yes. “Animals,” no.

They weren’t protesting Drew. They weren’t protesting rate hikes. They were protesting the mere idea of anyone thinking of CSUN as a “University.” And they weren’t wrong. Go Matadors.

Tip o’the cap. You sheep rapist.

Whereas an English teacher would have gone with end punctuation INSIDE the quotation mark. You twat.

Should I mew or mewl vis a vis my beef with the absence of veal? Asking for a friend.

I live in Santa Clarita. The Santa Clarita diet is mostly, like, Applebee’s.

As a guy with a red beard who also can’t get around on a fair-to-middling major league fastball, I don’t give two fucks about this story.

Thank you. The absence of Edney was bugging me. Maybe our man up there doesn’t trust his footspeed, but it’s a miniature court. C’mon!

I remember when this website was cool.

There’s a president? of Cleveland? We got one in America, too! Neat!?