Booooooooooooooooooo. (And a begrudging +1.)

Being a sex offender is hilarious!

Interesting. Convince me.

Zodiaf MF decries your use of “miffed” in relation to the mutated hellscape dwellers of his homeland.

You seem smart.

Its, not it’s, asshole. Pedantry without grammatical correctness is fascism.

Then I am now booing you, as the objectively wrong hater you clearly are. Boo.

Legal sentence or prose sentence?

Lots of people have jerks for Moms.

Pitchfork, but with actual pitchforks.

Where? My friend wants to know.

Hoo boy. They’re going to come down out of the hills to tell you in declarative, mature terms how wrong you are on this one, Al. Listen . . . you can hear ‘em starting their pickup trucks now.

WHOOOOOOOOSH!

Lame.

Booooooooooo. May Bob Gibson hit you with a Buick.

This is a place for sarcasm. Your sincerity is embarassing the snarkers.

Swinandamissandaswingandamissandatakeforsteeeeerikethree!

The Royals play in Missouri.

I grew up on a street named “Jefferson,” so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute penning a nation’s founding document. Hurrrrrrr.

I have eaten your (rhetorical) heart. Be on your way.