Pound sand, shitwit. You declaratively agreed with the fundamentally incorrect assertion of the comment you claim to be criticizing. Drown yourself and then learn to read and write.

Son, you don’t get to be wrong, and then say, “Well, ACTUALLY, I’m not a dipshit who built my hot hot take on the premise that nobody understands that the implication of the headline is that Steph Curry is even better (so far) this season.” You’re wrong about what your wrong comment asserted, and now you’re doubling…

Thanks, Lyle. :-)

Motherfucker, nobody on a goddamn sports site is unaware that the current NBA season is in its infancy. The primary fucking premise of your stupid-ass criticism rests on the idea that subtext and a communal sensibility magically cease to exist the moment you get behind a keyboard and start writing. For fuck’s sake,…

I read from the appropriate statute:

You’re trying to lawyer Duke into a win, chap. Just wanted to point that out, and then check now that you’ve had a moment to consider and see if that’s really what you’d like to see happen here.

The high schools you’re watching are stocked with D1 talents? Do you live in that “Friday Night Lights” town?

As opposed to the quality of play in the No Fun League? Or like, feather bowling? You gotta specify, or else you just seem like an angry butt.

I’ll take that action.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

I always acknowloge all my mistakes, as a matter of practice.

Nice essay. C+

You have my sympathy, from a guy who’s had to listen to Rex Hudler and Joel Goldberg perform similar feats of linguistic horror.

Does it help that everyone hates Duke and nobody feels sorry for you?

I believe what you're trying to say is “That’s how the boar hog eats the goddamn cabbage!”

I will fight you for the objective wrongness of this take. A media narrative is not truth. It’s a media narrative. Like when the media reported on how you’re weak-kneed, but you’re actually weak-kneed and weak-chinned.

Anybody else surprised at how canny and competent Ol’ Boli Bluelips is as a broadcaster? He's good!

Capitalizing it doesn't make it true, ass.

Dad?

Deep breaths. It’s a game.