The boat is just the tip of the iceberg.

Not necessarily. You're talking about an organ so sensitive that direct touch can often be more painful than pleasurable. And human sexuality is pretty complex. It could be that the internal clitoris, while it *produces* the feelings of pleasure women have at orgasm, doesn't need direct stimulation - it might just…

Someday, maybe. We can live in hope.

あなたは私の母ですか？

No, damn the luck...

Oh god, I read that as "gets a comic book" and nearly lost my shit in stunned delight, but it's just an art pannel. Which is still fantastic but I wanted a whole series.

They all secretly take yoga. Makes it easier to pose that way at a moment's notice.

Splitscreen: one serious discussion and one humorous rant, equal in length, side by side. :)

Exactly, but telling that to someone who just confessed something painful is not tactful (my lack of social skills means that lesson took me a looooong time to learn). So I was hesitant to say "hey, it could be worse, you could have thought "pretty" was your most important quality all your life."

Also that thong is making me drool just a little. So sweet!

I have a friend who was a model. Now that she's older, she still doesn't know how to value herself for anything except her looks, and those are going, so she's not handling it well. It's never fun to live through crap, but this way you grew up knowing better than to place too much trust in beauty as your core support.…

Your tattoos are fucking epic and I love them. You are beautiful, amazing, strong, and the hell with anyone who says otherwise.

Yes, but how old are you? The Pern books have been around since 1967, and there wasn't much significant dragon-themed fantasy before that. Dragons made appearances, but not to the level that post-dragonriders inspired.

....so many videos...

...they put the "service" back in something else.

You put the "service" back in customer service... :)

Customer loyalty rewards program: the more deposits and withdrawals performed, the lower the (already non-existent) service charge?

Banking hours are 24/7 and ... oh, ugh. That metaphor just went someplace in my head that's making me wince.

They have permanent citizenship, eh?

Oh, you witch. The "hotter" supernatural brother? What a tease!