Put it in stow, run some sealant over it, and fill it with water. Best swimming pool ever.

Those places never have any windows and they always smell funny.

"Well, dammit." Babs the Necromancer stared down in dismay at the frozen lake. They'd crossed the Wicked ocean, the Dark Desert and the Plague-Fly Swamps; risked the city of Evil and the city of Good and the City of Vague Indifference; battled bandits and swapped blows with pirates to be here, the corpse of the last…

It's the best place to skate. The ice is perfectly clear, a frozen marvel of glassy magnificence. Other lakes are rough; your skates will wobble over the ridges and lumps. Not here. Here, in the lee of the mountain, the water freezes flat. Best of all, nobody else ever comes out. It's probably because of the history,…

No, not yet! I deliberately didn't watch the last ep of last season either, so I've got 2 whole hours of Sherlock waiting for me...

It does have ape-peal.....

The husband had MRSA once. The disinfection routine to get rid of that stuff left me freakily paranoid about other people's germs.

That's just nutty.

...oh my. I wasn't really interested in this movie until now.

A brush.... with death.... OMG.

Obvious to us now, not so much to them then I think...

...money and politics are great, but when you talk to the average human they're mostly concerned about their immediate personal relationships. Family and friends are, honestly, some of the most important things in our lives.

Ha! Oh, the people you'll meet...

No, but you seem like the sort of person who's pretty nice and will have plenty of good friends (who may happen to be girls). You're likely to end up in this position - being there for someone when something bad has happened. EMT's are only oen subset. :)

...oh, I see.

...you're imagining the women hitting on you are reasonably healthy, hygenic, of an appropriate age bracket, and sober-ish.

I'd think the biggest worry you'd have would be infection; you're dealing with physically abusive people who might have any spectrum of nasty bugs. I've seen fully grown tough-guy cops flinch away from some drunken twig who had a bit of blood on his face, and rightly so. Do you guys have to get tested for various…

Replace any noun in almost any simple sentence with "euphemism" and it starts sounding dirty. Kind of like the count video.

Julia below says it was likely placeholder music, and since this never saw the light of day she's probably right.

Yeah, you're probably right - it just threw me. :)