I always figured there was a hidden undercurrent of jealousy/lust in that Sir MixALot opening. Like, she emphasized big and round soooo much, she was absolutely staring... Maybe for a while.... Maybe got caught.... Gotta play it off, can't be gay! 

Life's a hell of a lot shorter if you're obese than if you're a healthy weight....

Also, dramatic subplot about terrorists trying to get the lamp back. See, the dude whose corpse he took it off was trying to bring it back to some Sharia law loving woman owning dudes in ISIS and they send teams after the lamp. First team doesn’t even make it out of the country before getting shot. Second test caught…

No no no, it needs to be a PTSD injured combat vet who grabbed it from a dead guy as a trophy & brought it home.

You’re conflating femininity with being a woman.

Well, strip searches aren’t really necessary though, are they? There’s loads of fun you can have being searched even with all (or most) of your clothes *on*...

Ah, yeah, I know this. But a standard, non-bodyweight specific atropine injector for use in the field by the military when someone is exposed to a chemical agent is not the same as a measured atropine injection used in an ER or medical setting.

You might want to check out the website for one of the suppliers of the…

Whoa sister, speak for yourself! I adore a nice sweet man and a strong and powerful woman. For different reasons, of course, but really, there's something for everyone out there.

Everything needs testing, man. Everything.

She survived because she was incompetent in the field, so she took a desk job. Girls don't live through field work in his universe.

It's actually not about the girl, it's about the effect her death has on Bond, and our empathizing with him as a character. She could be replaced by a potted plant, for all the plot cares, as long as he cares about her. The only reason she's a girl at all is so they can two-for-one the plot point and add in the sex.

wine, if they drink. pie if they don't. A photo of you and the bf together in a nice frame would work too.

I guess I don't see Mal calling Inara names as slut-shaming, or anything that made him a horrible person. And I don't see that making him all politically correct would have been true to his character. He was who he was, and that character, with all it's flaws, was what we loved to watch.

They sell it at the local Hawaiian place, but I prefer to make it at home - I can use a bit less rice than they do.

Spam Musubi. You will eat spam again and love it... (I prefer my spam baked in the oven, as then it does not make such a stinking mess.)

Canned meatesque solids: My favorite line so far.

Agreed; doctoring the food or drink someone else is consuming is called, in legalese, poisoning.

I was prepared for it to be awful. Instead it was subtle and slightly moody. I sort of like it.

"a little steamy" = the understatement of the century.