Congrats.  In the past, when doing low-carb diets, I would order pizza with lots of toppings and just eat that and leave the crust.  So much of what I find cravable about pizza is the melted cheese and yummy toppings that I really found that I didn’t miss the crust. 

They gave me diabetes.

It’s mind blowing to visit parts of Latin America, like the Mountains just above Oaxaca City, where some of the older people don’t even speak Spanish. As the crow flies, they’re only living 25, 50 miles from a multicultural artists hub. So close, in some instances, that they look down on the city and see the lights at…

i bet her sandals hold up longer than Zion’s nikes. 

They got pretty good at cleaning the chairs after Clinton left.

Though the White House is most certainly not a dump, a giant piece of shit did get thrown into the Oval Office recently.

It has also been posted to Jezebel, so you got your wish!

Thank you for your self-service.