We are living in Bigly, the real-life remake of Big we never asked for.

Wow. I’ve seen paintings online of Jesus with dinosaurs but I don’t know what I’d do if I talked to someone who actually believed it (probably blink in bafflement). I mean if you are taking the Bible as truth then you’d think they might have mentioned dinosaurs. For one thing it would make school nativity plays easier…

“Thandie Newton grew her own pubic hair...”

This phrase makes it sounds like some people *outsource that task*...

#richcelebritypeopleproblems

ok good so im not the only one that that stood out to me too. like... maybe buddy didn’t have/want to shell out a ridic amount of $ for the shoes? and then yall call him out for it.. really just backfiring, to me, because it makes kim and Kanye look like fucking petty snobs “ha you couldn’t even afford our overpriced…

I feel like that no matter how this went down, the Koreas should be the primary negotiators with the US/UN being observers who sign off on whatever agreement they come to. While peace/terror on the peninsula is everyone’s business, it has been too much of a common theme of Korea’s neighbors sticking their hands in the…

I have to get those dates and places. For when I perfect my time traveling machine.

You spelled “committed mass genocide” wrong

Hypster Trasch. Maybe with an umlaut. Performing at a downmarket Met fundraiser. Fig-something-or-other was served.

“We don’t normally do this, but we’ll try it with dairy.”

This is the full statement from the hermit dictatorship as described by 45 as being delivered with “tremendous anger and open hostility”.

At this point, it feels like adopting a dog from a shelter requires more checks and personal responsibility than buying a gun.

It must be pretty hard having all that fabric attached to you. Bless Diana, but even I who hate ironing want to go back in time and iron her dress. I liked both Kate and Meghan’s dresses, and let’s face it Katy Perry isn’t exactly someone whose taste you’d want to emulate.

I love her veil.

If you go for something sleek in a heavy fabric for structure AND elect to fit it according to the fabric and the design and NOT like its a scuba suit, everyone’s like “It doesn’t fit.” Coz you know, noted coturier Katy Perry def-o knows what’s up and not the extremely experienced designers, cutters, seamstresses and…

Lets live in a world where we can wear clothes that don’t have to fit so tight that the seams of our spanx show. k?

Am I the only one who really liked the wedding dress? It was clean, modern, no freaking lace in sight, looked gorgeous to the touch, and appropriate for the occasion without being stodgy. Yeah, the night-time reception dress is cooler in all ways, and I’d rather wear it if I had a zillion dollars and a fancy party to…

LOL! Yes his message was excellent. But I think many of the British were thinking, “Woah buddy, we’re not actually that religious over here...”

And also, regardless of the royal family’s baggage, if you strip this down to the basics:

Because I have friends that are plants—many of them—which need sunlight to grow. I love this so much! This was a good read. You know that perhaps having plants is a millennial thing, but to me it’s just very 70’s. I appreciate you’re foray into plant motherhood. I consider my plants my kids. I’ve had 2 of my plants…