I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

they will keep him on the roster next year

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Maybe if, as a teacher, you shot them, it would help.

Thank God this guy was wearing headphones:

“and yet Ingraham goes straight for an attack on his “un-grammatical” and “barely intelligible” words”

I read other team centric sports blogs, because I am a masochist, and the popular idea there was that we need 20 armed guards at every school. Me, being the libtard cuck that I am, suggested that maaaaaybe creating a police state at school isn’t the greatest for the development, and that we might want to start banning…

The shooter was apparently armed with a handgun and a powerful assault rifle. This massacre is therefore a further reminder of how easy it is for someone to get their hands on a weapon that lets them shoot people in a school, or in a house of worship, or a movie theater, or in a nightclub. And we have to decide if…

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

In response to Trumps tweet.

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

Can anyone else not see how many recs a comment gets, or is it just me?

Can anyone else not see how many recs a comment gets, or is it just me?

Just to be clear: That’s a travel.

His shot was designed by Theo Huxtable’s Gordon Gartrell shirt

I’d tell the officer’s wife to sleep with one eye open, but that doesn’t seem like the best advice in this case.

I start at the bottom because I don’t want the wire running from the AC outlet to the top of the tree instead of the bottom. That looks fucking stupid, and it leaves you with less string to work with.

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…