We miss you Drew. We all want you to get better. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

Thielen: That’s bullcrap!

I salute your service, General Kelly. Don’t give up!

“The hills are alive with the sound of, AAAAAHHHHHHH!”

I’ll take “Whataboutism” for $500

Whew! I’m glad you said “hot dog sandwich”, because you’d probably be upset to learn I like ketchup and mustard on hot dogs, which are frankfurters placed in a split bun.

Chum, we were deep in recession when I came out of college with a massive amount of debt, and that whole Internet economy wasn’t even a thing, yet...oh, and then it was for, like, a couple years, before it all exploded and we all lost our jobs...jobs that paid well below what they should have in exchange for future…

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

Chill, child.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

The flattened man is eventually able to come to his feet.

It’s the gif that keeps on giffing.

I’m just here to give my stars to whoever posts the Chopped gif.

Bow before the one true GIF

Did Mike not answer the questions OR did he just take some time to mullet over?

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

With no athletic shorts, how are teen boys to tuck their boners into their waistbands?

I hope Alhassan has kept the fridge calendar for the month of March 2018, which would clearly prove to the jury that NO RAPES WERE SCHEDULED THAT MONTH.

*Starts reading*

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.