LOLZ

I think we can all agree that Manny Ramirez was delightful, while Manny Machado is an asshole.

Young? He’s 26 with 6 years of major league experience. At what age should he be held responsible for his actions?

Exactly! This asshole is actively trying to hurt people. How has he been held to account for his apparent lack of HUSTLE rather than intentionally stepping on / kicking first basemen?

The Republicans follow no laws but their own.

Correct.  Only mustard belongs on a hot dog sandwich.

Several years ago my wife and I offered to take my grandparents out for dinner since we were going to be passing through Iowa on a trip. We arrived around 5:30pm to pick them up. (Keep in mind that they were lifelong farmers...)

Any sport that can pack 95,000 people into a stadium to watch a game must pay their players pretty well...

I really hope everyone realizes that even if you keep a calendar, it only shows what you were PLANNING TO DO, not what you actually did.  Like, if I was planning on going to the beach, but it rained so I went to a party, got hammered, and forcibly groped a minor girl, I wouldn’t go back and change my calendar to show…

They’re not for the kid.  They are for the mom.

Witten was terrible. That how do you like them apples call was just painful.

That’s the good stuff.

Hi Donald.

BUT WHERE DID THE FEATHER IN THE BATHROOM COME FROM???

At least he knows what an apology should sound like.

Is bread a side dish? In my house growing up it was THE side dish. Sliced sandwich white bread with butter was served with literally everything.  

This year I decided to end the fantasy league that I have been the commissioner of since 2005. I let everyone know by email and got exactly ZERO responses. After having talked to a few of them, the overwhelming feeling was relief. It had become something we all were expected to do rather than something we wanted to…

Beat me to it.

These two women seem to be somewhere between the ages of 70 and 78.

Jacob: