His mistake was picking a UI Police car instead of an Iowa City PD car for a ride.  UI Police have a massive inferiority complex and love writing public intox tickets.

Four words: Broccoli Raisin Apple Salad

I demand to see a Finals consisting of only Kendrick Perkins and Zaza Pachulia.

I’ve flown with my 3 year old at least a dozen times and have never been asked for any identification for her, ever. We always have her birth certificate with us, but have never had to show it.

Extra what? Finish the sentence!

Barstool lifted your comment for a headline. Congrats.

Whaaat’s the deal with airline food???

Auto-correct strikes again. He meant to type nutsack.

Nothing is worse than walking into the bathroom the moment your grandmother steps out of the shower.

Didn’t he also play in the XFL?

This is HIGHlarious

The rare instance when portrait orientation is not only acceptable, but necessary.

John’s Tailor’s Touch in Libertyville.

John’s Tailor’s Touch in Libertyville.

All this fake tough guy shit in the NBA is a real turn-off.

I can’t wait to see Kyrie, Jaylen, Jason, Gordon and Al in the same lineup next year.

Not to mention, Rose was only 23 when he got hurt. Thomas is 29.

Always a bladder truther.

I ended up taking my “custom” suit to a tailor to fix. After following the video instructions exactly, it didn’t even come close to fitting. I won’t be making that mistake again.

I ended up taking my “custom” suit to a tailor to fix. After following the video instructions exactly, it didn’t…

Hallelujah Lulie. Say that five times fast.