How much can you pee???

Singing. Not chanting. Singing.

Central America.

I’m confused... What does Morgan Freeman have to do with this?

I’m not so sure we’ve seen peak LeBron yet.

Josh Hamilton? Granted, he only “got” it temporarily.

I half expect Baltimore to keep Machado and get nothing when he walks in free agency.

He was probably just being defensive.

Rejected magazine names included Insipid, Drab and Sprawl.

This is accurate. Just put it in Chicago and leave it.

Maybe it’s because I’m a male, but performing pubic acupuncture on a minor, in front of another minor of the opposite sex, in this creep’s basement takes it to another level for me. Burn it all down...

Trump Plans Massive Tariffs On Metals, Which Would Inevitably Raise The Price Of Everything

He hears the meats.

25 ads on one page seems excessive.

And what the fuck is wrong with the people who walk around with music playing from their phones? Like their own personal theme song.

By my calculations, there should be more “good guys with guns” than at any other point in history. How’s that going again?

Just got the wrong Harrelson.... Should’ve been Hawk.

Or Michael Jordan.

Not sure the Bears would agree. Unless you consider 6-10 to be decent.

Not to mention, now you have a place to plug in your laser projecting tree topper!