Or Michael Jordan.

Not sure the Bears would agree. Unless you consider 6-10 to be decent.

Not to mention, now you have a place to plug in your laser projecting tree topper!

Also in Minnesota...

A breakup on an iceberg? That’s cold.

But was it also locally sourced and gluten-free?

Dimpled

Jay Cutler says hello...

I once knew someone who put butter on PB&Js. That was weird.

Jameis Winston is a young Mr Jones from Friday.

That is not at all what he said. But, yeah. Fuck Kansas and fuck Bill Self. I can get on board with that.

That’s some bad juju, JuJu.

Earl Watson was the head coach of the Suns???

No shit. Buy a fucking $5 footlong already.

Jacoby Brissett is proving to be an upgrade in Indy - working within a new system. I imagine a 3 year backup should be at the very least that good in Green Bay.

They’d sign Johnny Football before they signed Kaep.

protuberances... that’s a fun word!

Peterson has said that there are no hard feelings. In fact, the Saints extended an olive branch that he subsequently beat his child’s genitals with.

+1 sad mixtape