Came here to say this.

Burnt sienna is the go-to when the black is gone.

Googles “sit down wipe” and discovers:

The Big Kahuna Cheese Steak is the real deal.

Still somehow less annoying than vuvuzelas.

Right? I was just waiting for an explosion...

Wings used to be considered a by-product of chicken processing. I used to work at a bar that had 10 cent wing night and we could get 40 lbs of them for like $20. Then Buffalo Wild Wings happened. The price doubled in 4 years. Fuck B-Dubs (or BW3 - whatever that means).

I’m guessing (too lazy to look) you could go back and look at any group of NFL QB’s in any year and there would be about the same ratio of good:mediocre:bad QB’s. The only thing different now is that the passing game has taken precedence over the ground game.

Inescapable, you say?

Why do people identify bacon as “breakfast bacon”? Bacon is bacon and Canadian bacon is NOT BACON.

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The Seahawks are the mid-80's Bears, minus any shred of likability outside their local market.

It’s all in the Unwritten Rulebook.

So, the Blue Jays are bad because the Red Sox and Yankees are good?

This is the team that has only been to the playoffs twice in the last 20+ years, right? Seems like they’ve been knocked out much earlier than October lately...

I’m waiting for the 2018 Wrangler for one reason. Push button ignition.

The most famous person that wouldn’t be immediately recognized has to be Jordan Speith. Take the golf club out of his hands and he just looks like every other average white dude.

Yesterday NPR referred to the statue as a “relic”. How can something made in the 20th century be considered a relic?

This happened to a colleague of mine a few years back. He had to spend the night in jail. He claimed that he didn’t know the gun was in his carry-on bag. No concealed carry permit, just a moron living his life.