Fixed it.

BARF. FFS

I read this as "sperm donuts" at first.

No. Just no. I'm going to curl up in a fetal position in the corner now.

You just described the 4th circle of hell.

Deep Fried Vomit

You are insane.

Well, now, I suppose maybe with a little ketchup or mustard... no, wait, maybe some sriracha... no, that's not right either, uhhhh... I guess if I were shitfaced drunk enough or totally starving I might try... oh, who am I kidding. Set that shit on fire. Nobody should ever eat that. Ever.

So I just gagged a little(okay a lot). Like dry heave noises over here. And I eat questionable things all the time.

Can I leave earth please?

I just read Graham's piece and it really pissed me off. This quote from Gillian Flynn is apt here: "I get a bit piqued when people say, 'I don't really like that kind of book.' It's akin to marking yourself as proudly poorly read."

I am so sick of people applying high and low culture labels to the creative arts. Especially since they rarely, if ever, have anything meaningful to back up the claim that one form is somehow better or more worthy than another. Can there be any real point to this posturing besides smug self-satisfaction?

So many contemporary novels for adults don't have any more depth and insight than young adult literature. They have more swear words and explicit sex but they're bogged down by pretension and self-importance. (Yeah, I'm talking about you, Freedom by Jonathan Franzen, you piece of shit.)

Epilogue:

and you shouldn't get any welfare either, lazy bitches!

The logic is working perfectly. By making early abortions as difficult as possible to obtain you will decrease dramatically the number of women who will be able to get their abortions done within the legal time frame. Especially among poor women who don't have the ability or the time and money needed to travel to the…

Bingo. You can't win with these guys. And they hide it under the guise of helping women, like we're too stupid to know what abortion is.

So if men see a women's skin, they can't control themselves. However, when a man shows skin, women can control themselves. So we need to punish and shame women. Makes sense.