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boogiecat
Nov 13
398

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s  Read more

Nov 13
132

Plus if those wusses think HRC was still getting her period when she was running for president, our sex education system sucks. 

Mar 5
5

Avocado, fruit only, is fine for dogs. They’ll choke on the pit, and they’ll get sick with the peel or tree parts. The Nahautl and other city-states that were part of the Aztec empires? They used to feed avocados to the dogs intended for human consumption. Read more

Mar 5
41

Everyone on the left owes a deal of gratitude to Warren for her live national television murders of nay-saying centrists and corrupt billionaires. Obviously, that is/was not her only great attribute and accomplishment of her campaign. I can list many more for paragraphs, but just wanted to highlight the above as one

Feb 12
88

Still missing the most important aspect of the old rotary phones: Young people will never know the cathartic release of hanging up on an asshole by smashing unto the phone a receiver heavy enough to bash someone’s brains. Read more

Feb 6
24

My dealership currently has a Tesla. We didn’t get it from a Tesla auction, it was a trade in. Tesla absolutely refuses to give any information on the vehicle’s options to anyone who isn’t the registered owner of the vehicle. And no, the dealership owning it doesn’t count. Read more

Feb 6
107

Right, because a typical pre-purchase inspection includes confirming that features listed on the original window sticker haven’t been remotely removed from the car by the manufacturer, and any used car buyer who fails to have one of these mythical pre-existing feature inspections performed deserves what they get.

Mar 25 2019
259

Think about the term “guilty pleasure” and what’s often cited:  things women are “supposed” to like such as romantic comedies, pop music, chick lit.  Have you ever heard of anything masculine-coded as someone’s guilty pleasure?

Mar 25 2019
401

The other day, my husband said to me, “I decided not to try to reason with you about buying Jagged Little Pill on vinyl and bought what was in our Amazon cart.” I gave him a pitying look and said, “It is an amazing album. You’ll see.You’ll see. Read more

Mar 25 2019
283

As a kid that hit middle school a year after this album came out, Jagged Little Pill felt like the first time I had permission to be ANGRY or disgruntled. Read more

Jun 9 2018
1

Grain of salt: Sabato also predicted a Hilary win in 2016 in spite of the muddy waters after Bernie. He might not have the most impartial view when answering whether or not he severely underestimated the Bernie effect. Read more

Jun 8 2018
1

Just because you don’t know them, it doesn’t mean they don’t exist. I’ve met more than one so-called progressive who couldn’t seem to vote for Hillary no matter what. Now, none of them voted for Trump, but they also didn’t vote, a statistic that I haven’t seen published. I’ve also met many progressives who voted for Read more

Jun 8 2018
14

Bernie was NOT the candidate in November. Please go back and check if you are too butthurt to believe me. Read more

Jun 8 2018
7

the problem is - we live in a pragmatic world
FILLED with slightly less evil choices

idealism and pie-in-the-sky have their place
u.s. elections just are not one of those
too many people didn’t get that