This is the world the Republicans want. 

“When Slovenia sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems. They’re bringing violent insurrection. They support putting children in cages. They really don’t care. And some, I assume, are good people”

Anyone who would have a relationship with Trump is as big a monster as he is.

I came here only to see which state this was in. No surprise there. This judge has probably issued many morally reprehensive judgements during his tenure. There is a special place in Hell him and the cretin he favors.

Ultimately why things went so poorly during the pandemic comes down to how governments choose to act. I kind of wonder how thing would have went with more competent leadership in America would covid have turned into a pandemic in the first place?

I keep thinking “oh it would be so sad if a couple of months from now that little baby was ripped from their arms and placed in a disease filled warehouse with a bunch of other kids in cages and the parents had no idea where she was.” But I remind myself I’m not an evil POS like they are, and I wouldn’t wish that on…

She needs somewhere to plug in her Hitachi. 

For anyone who believes Women should be vassals:

I can confirm that our goal is absolutely a full-blown matriarchy. First we gain the presidency, then we start oppressing the men.

We start passing laws on what elective medical procedures they can have to erode their bodily autonomy, pay them less so they’re more dependent on us, only test medication on women so it’s …

Plus if those wusses think HRC was still getting her period when she was running for president, our sex education system sucks. 

Hmm, yes his argument makes sense. I would always choose to cutoff my source of income for provably false accusations. Absolutely perfect response.

Avocado, fruit only, is fine for dogs. They’ll choke on the pit, and they’ll get sick with the peel or tree parts. The Nahautl and other city-states that were part of the Aztec empires? They used to feed avocados to the dogs intended for human consumption.

I was a Warren supporter, and the Bernie trolls are actually a big part of why I’m leaning Biden now.

Everyone on the left owes a deal of gratitude to Warren for her live national television murders of nay-saying centrists and corrupt billionaires. Obviously, that is/was not her only great attribute and accomplishment of her campaign. I can list many more for paragraphs, but just wanted to highlight the above as one…

“U.S. Soccer Federation Says Men and Women Who Play Soccer Aren’t Doing the Same Job”

Still missing the most important aspect of the old rotary phones: Young people will never know the cathartic release of hanging up on an asshole by smashing unto the phone a receiver heavy enough to bash someone’s brains.

My dealership currently has a Tesla. We didn’t get it from a Tesla auction, it was a trade in. Tesla absolutely refuses to give any information on the vehicle’s options to anyone who isn’t the registered owner of the vehicle. And no, the dealership owning it doesn’t count.

Right, because a typical pre-purchase inspection includes confirming that features listed on the original window sticker haven’t been remotely removed from the car by the manufacturer, and any used car buyer who fails to have one of these mythical pre-existing feature inspections performed deserves what they get.

OK, I guess I'll just come right out and explain the joke, since you're pretending to have the reading comprehension and critical reasoning faculties of a fish stick.

Hindenburg: [explodes]