Bravo!

Remember this the next time someone in the fashion business spouts a bunch of nonsense about why they won't start a plus-size line. "The shapes are different!"

Oh, you mean the article where a bunch of rapists who HAD been found responsible were outed when they suffered less punishment than a jock who plagiarized paper? The obsession you MRAs have with making sure rapists get to rape freely is beyond creepy.

As an MD, we typically bemoan the insane numbers of spurious lawsuits that we encounter on an almost-constant basis, but as my lawyers friend like to remind me, there are in fact actually times when people deserve to get their pants sued off.

Buy vibrator.

Me too. My advice was going to be to have a safety discussion with the daughter, not a sex ed discussion.

"Personal massager"

With all the shame that surrounds female sexuality, and the ridiculous double standard when it comes to how society talks about male vs. female masturbation, I give the aunt major props for this one.

Also did I not come to this very site and nominate electric toothbrushes as the sine qua non of household appliance vibrators?! It's like entry level sex toys 101.

You're such a man. You scoot your ass in the bathtub until your clit is situated underneath the faucet and then turn the water on, until you have an orgasm. That's what you do when you don't have a handheld shower head.

If her aunt really loved her, she would have bought her a vibrator.

I was out at a bar with a group of my friends from work. One of the guys had some new hires form the 2nd store that I hadn't met yet with them. All was fine and dandy until we left for the second bar and one of these new guys grabbed my ass. I spun around and slapped him so fast and so hard I didn't even realize I'd…

When I was in high school and a man pushed his boner against my ass in a crowded train, I said nothing because I was so confused and flustered and I wasn't really sure that what I thought was happening was actually happening. But when I was in my 20s and it happened again and by then I knew the way world worked and I…

I approve of these rankings (OMFG REUBEN GET IN MY MOUTH NOW).

Yes, that is exactly how vaccination works in the 21st century. Doctors put hypodermic needles into vials to take an approximate dose of vaccine. Yessirree.

According to the Time Magazine article "Got Credibility? Then You're Not PETA," PETA conducted a 20-person experiment. In 2002. And in 1995? 36 test subjects. Autism research is not Cartoon Network's Dexter's Laboratory. Got science?

My friend who has an autistic son is lactose intolerant and has only consumed soy milk since before the pregnancy. I guess PETA will have to blame that she shook hands with someone who drank cow's milk once while she was pregnant, or something like that.

Let me preface this by saying the PETA ad is disgusting fear mongering.