The better part of this doofus' brains ran down into a seam in Tom Hanks' underwear and dried up until laundry day.

Is it drugs?

Lucky for Chet Haze, his dad can afford to send him to a really good rehab.

I am terribly curious as to his thoughts on his moron son.

Wow, Chet. You may be the next big thing in comedy.

Do you think Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson have ever investigated whether their real baby Chester was switched at birth somehow?

Yes, many people had concerns about his mental state, and he was mentally ill. But this is always a pivot away from a real solution: gun control. We can't have a law that says that if "some people (i.e. coworkers) express concern about your mental state" then you can't have a gun. While I agree with the moral…

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I'm not saying every woman lives in fear 100% of the time. I'm just say it's a damn near universal experience to have been standing there, minding your own business, when suddenly you're given reason to be afraid. I'm not especially vulnerable and I don't live in a particularly dangerous area, but I've certainly had…

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Said "something" or said "get in"? Now I am sure you're trolling. Have a nice day!

Well, they do say fools fear nothing and you're certainly a fool.

You called those women "fucking paranoid".

No doubt. But I don't think this article is criticizing self-defense products or the women who use them at all. It's criticizing companies that use the prevalence of rape as a cutesy marketing technique. Like, what if a company marketed a rainbow canister of pepper spray to gay teenagers and the tagline was "Stop…