I haven't encountered too many animals I thought should never be allowed to reproduce; I've met far too many humans I would say that about.

Is So Stanky at the top of that list?

nah, if you were a super genius you'd know way too many people are insufferable assholes. dogs are better people than a lot of (alleged) homo sapiens.

Oh Russia, you continue to set the bar for international Wearing of Crazypants. I love you for it, deeply.

So, people that consider themselves both are the smartest of all? What about people that are bird people? Or small mammal people? Or reptile people?

I am like 90% sure that was unintentional, 100% amazing.

while not the WORST, does this pose not just scream "shitting on the stairs"?

"Do you suffer from embarrassing vaginal itch at the most inopportune times?"

Er, CROCHETED a maxipad.

Oh my god, the last one! She looks like someone bedazzled a maxipad.

Vera Wang's Fall Collection 2012 presents - "Goth Vagina"

Dalek Princess! My bouquet would be a bunch of eggbeaters and a plunger.

I think that's a Dalek dress.

I couldn't find it but I did find this. Do I still get a prize?

This is spectacular.

I mean, it's not stylish, but it's not .... this

I mean...how can you piss in this?

I'm sure there are uglier dresses than this one, but who the hell wants to walk down the aisle looking like a bedazzled clove of garlic?

Oh, boy. Um. This isn't about me. This is about someone I was (and still am) with.