They better not clean it up for TV or I’ll scream.

I was 27 and freaking ENGAGED to my husband, and we went to my parents’ house for a holiday, and my mother pulls me aside and tells me we have to stay in separate rooms because my father would freak if he knew I was having sex. I was like, “what did he think we’ve been doing?” She answers, “If he doesn’t see it, he…

All but the most minor crimes are “held against people forever.” You have a record. In very rare instances, you may be able to get it expunged, but it is not easy (being rich, famous and white, like Markie Mark, helps). There usually needs to be evidence of actual innocence (but see the rich, famous, etc. clause).

He’s said this before. I’m guessing he has a pretty good idea. I hope he’s right.

I agree. And juries compromise on verdicts all. the. time. If that charge had not been there, they likely would have convicted him on another.

GOOD.

A $2 Miller lite? Can you get that anywhere that isn’t in the sticks of a one-horse town on its last legs?

I totally support adopting, but I don’t put a lot of faith in assessments, at least those done by shelters. Animals in shelters are rarely displaying their best side. They may seem fearful or shy when, in a home environment, they would be friendly and affectionate. If the dog is in a foster home, it is usually far…

It’s awful, but it IS an illness. Unfortunately the only treatment is to keep the mother away from anyone vulnerable, but I have to think it means something that it isn’t motivated by malice. Doesn’t it? I don’t know. The victims are still innocent and still hurt. My head hurts.

I just moved and I miss Shake Shack a lot. But good for Meyer. Is he talking about the NY minimum wage? Because Shake Shack is also in DC, and I don’t recall the minimum wage going up to $15 there.

You left out the fact that in DC, the churches get free rein to disobey ALL parking laws, imposing on the residents, double and triple parking, blocking in residents’ cars, monopolizing legal (and illegal!) spaces for blocks around during services. This is permitted because whenever someone suggests that they might,…

You are lucky, and I mean that sincerely.

But do you like him because he’s your dad, or despite it?

Yeah, but - usually another family member will be there to talk the freaking out person down, unless the whole family is nuts. If the whole family weren’t from that crazy sect, her parents would have said, sweetie, we’re calling 911 NOW, and the husband would have agreed. Maybe the baby would have survived, maybe not,…

Oh, and your username! Yes!

Yeah, I’ll take skim milk over black, but if there’s tea or cocoa available, I’ll take that over the coffee with skim. I can take my tea straight.

I think people who take their coffee with skim milk are the most mentally disturbed of all. That shit tastes like despair and starvation.

I admit, her particular lies offend me more because she is a woman. She is not just willing but eager to throw us under the bus to pander to the rabid anti-choice contingent of her party.

I’m with her father on the “she’s a grown-assed woman” assessment. Why should he be taking flak for whatever nonsense comes out of her mouth? Dog knows, I would never want to take responsibility for the crazy crap my relatives say...

“The Hangar” just makes me gag uncontrollably. I mean, I like well-prepared steak tartare (which is waaay different from undercooked hamburger). I loathe eggs where the white hasn’t set, they make me puke. I could not watch this customer eat this monstrosity.