Before any of you assholes make the case that alcohol can numb the pain, just remember that Johnny already drank all the booze in Cleveland.

That is not surface rust, bubbles means the paint is holding the body. CP

Judges, football coaches, LEO’s and many politicians in this country all seem to have one thing in common. Not a single clue about the actual real world. Just some made up head canon about what the real world is actually like.

As if football coaches who spend most of their day either in a film room or recruiting, and who make exorbitant salaries to coach semi-pro teenagers know anything about the real world.

So since Bud didn’t follow the rules and regulations, will he be fired?

If the AD tried to fine Foster for being a dumbass, I guarantee Foster would raise hell about it, and he gets paid over a million per year.

I believe @whiskey helps prevent me from getting sick. #WaterOfLife

lol who calls Wilson the best QB in the league outside of Seattle is that a thing?

Russell Wilson is Tom Cruise if Tom Cruise was a foot taller

If Russell Wilson was on that plane he would have drank a bottle of Recovery Water and then stopped 9/11 with Mark Wahlberg, who would have drank a bottle of Aqua Hydrate before stopping 9/11 as well.

I think "Birds of Fire" by the Mahavishnu Orchestra helped me through several bad hits in college.

Adam West
@darealbatmannn

Don Ho would have been a better endorser of #nonobubbles.

You know how I know Recovery Water didn’t help him recover from a brain injury?

I also believe @Pete_Carroll helped prevent me from getting a Super Bowl ring based on a bad playcall! #JustRunTheDamnBall

Do you pour it in your ear in case of head trauma?

Now that he kicked his wife to the curb I guess he can grab as much money as he can without having to hand half of it over.

I believe @Bong_Water helped prevent me from getting a bad hit.

Harrison Wilson, III: Why not you, Russ?

No the worst BS I’ve ever heard. Most of the GOP candidates for President believe the earth was created a few thousand years ago over the course of 7 days.