Well, it depends on what you call a “conspiracy”. Are they trying to reduce your options to untenable ones in order to get you to upgrade? Probably, actually! Is it nefarious? Well, they just want to be able to send out one signal, and one that’s optimal for all viewers, and this is the easiest way to do it. Backwards…

Just fixed this on someone else’s set. If you have a cable/satellite box, then you need to modify the options there as well. There some setting buried there where you can tell the box to provide a 720p signal in a certain format. Once you find that menu, start playing around with it and you might eventually find the…

That statement alone should be grounds to have his visa stripped.

“He told me verbatim, ‘I could have you killed and get away with it,’” Rogers said. “I told him, ‘the press is allowed to be here on the sidewalk on a public street.’ He said, ‘(Expletive) America’ and threw a cigarette at me.”

I’ll say it, because I don’t think anyone else will: I fucking hate these rich Arab princes and oil sheiks who visit Europe and the United States and violate countless laws and end up getting away with it.

I went to school with two Saudi kids whos parents were in control of 75% of the oil fields in their country. They would arrive by private jet, and then helicopter to a nearby airfield. Limousine to campus. Constantly attacking other students in their free time and never getting in trouble.

Hopefully someone torches his car.

Man, just fuck off with that.

Its true, I just don’t want to see it all in clearly outlined text.

I feel for Jones, though. I really do. He’s such a troubled young man, clearly haunted by ghosts, and doesn’t know where to turn or how to get away from them...

This is why all three players have to be permanently banned from playing, and for charges to be brought against them. This shit will escalate if kids think they can get away with it. Some ref is going to end up dead. This ain’t south America. End this nonsense now with swift and firm action.

That’s a high school game? I’ve seen less crowded sidelines and less pristine fields in NFL games.

Seems like a pretty shitty dog to me. Nice that he can catch a Frisbee but then he drops them right away. My dog brings them back to me. If I wanted to throw a Frisbee then have to walk down and pick it up I wouldn’t bother with the stupid dog, I'd just play with the cat.

“Cartwright told KUTV that his company had offered to not only keep the track operational, but spend $140 million on improvements to the site including homes, condos and an office building.”

By basing its decision on future benefits of uncertain value, the County violated local ordinances and state law that prohibit the sale of County-owned property for anything less than full and adequate consideration.

The brilliance of Belichick is that he’s managed to create this aura where teams playing the Patriots are going to waste time dealing with the myriad of things they think New England might do (see: leaving fake play sheets out, moving meetings into hallways, etc.) and thus will be less prepared for the actual game.

I hate the Patriots but I kind of want them to just say fuck it and go all in on the cheating.

There’s a reason why I didn’t crop that out, and the reason is that it’s my fucking favorite headline ever

NOT A BEAR ATTACK