Jesus this place is full of assholes. I make a half-assed joke and you decide to take it personal. So Go Fuck Yourself you Self-Important Asshole and Have a Nice Day doing it.

More likely he would flip a cigarette in your face, say GFY, and drive away yelling “Allahu Akbar”

Even getting married doesn’t get you there automatically, there’s a big price involved - I want to say $3 - 4k. My daughter married a Canadian and he used that as his excuse to not work. Never happier when he went back home to Mommy and decided to not return.

This is a prime example of why people living in the suburbs should be issued spike strips.

OK I will file you under victim.

Thanks. I’ll look again but as far as I can tell there’s nothing like that on this particular box. The odd part is some stations come in fine, others are crap. IIRC ESPN is OK, NBC is not, and I’m sure there are others. The worst is when they put the score in one corner or the other and it just disappears. It makes me…

I haven’t figured out exactly what’s going on with my setup but it’s a Samsung and “screen fit” isn’t selectable. I think it has to do with using the coax connection between my comcast digital (not HD) cable box and the set. Just thought I’d throw that out there in case someone else runs into the problem.

I live on the WV/OH border, on the WV side. WV has annual vehicle property taxes, OH has none. My neighbor has an OH business, and all of his vehicles are owned by the business and wear OH tags, so he pays zero WV tax on them. The amusing part is he’s a retired detective, so he knows better. WV runs regular ads urging…

The cover was more interesting for how much it pissed PJ off, at least according to the “Twenty” documentary.

After the last kitschy episode in the last season where they built a car to launch a tequila (seriously what the f&^%?), I was pretty much done.

He seems like the kind of guy who would do that just to troll everybody

Did you know that Johnny Depp’s accent in “Black Mass” was inspired by one of Drew’s articles where he channels Tommy from Quinzee? FACT.

Try mountain biking instead

Bringing back the COTD was a good idea when the selections were funny.

Why not hang a banner for every year? Finish 4^th in the AFC South and your banner can say OFFICIAL COMPETITORS. Such a strong showing.

Quarter panels, wheel wells, and trunk extensions on a road runner. Lord have mercy. All those nice black electro-coated reproduction parts? None of them fit right.

Seems like I read Bellichick was a ringleader in getting the rules changed to where the team controls their own balls.

I got pushed out the door to walk to school. Jr. high was about 2 miles away, High School a little less. Did we have fun? Of course we had fun.

They did, but he had decided he wanted a better seat

Domino’s better hurry up, from the look of those ribs she’s about starved to death