apple/Nationwide? Umm... Not to mention ENRON? The logo was, umm... The Enron logo.

...Evil Corp, a wildly nefarious Apple/Exxon/Nationwide hybrid...

Shayla being dead-in-a-trunk made me sad.

Mr. Robot is far more about the characters than the plot twist, it is much more about the characters than the social issues. In this way, while on the surface it is Fight Club, it’s in some ways the opposite. Fight Club was about the macro, social effects on people, who that person is irrelevant (Ed Norton’s character…

In fairness to Briles, he simply assumed that Ukwuachu just wanted to transfer from Boise State to Baylor because the grass was greener.

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

If this had been Julian Edelman and not Cris Carter, we’d be in month 13 of the investigation and actively speculating on the long-term impact of the Patriots’ season-long ban and removal from the next two drafts.

Yeah I get that. I mean my situation is not that I’m a millionaire so, nobody expects me to do anything for my community since, I’m struggling just to do for myself. Mainly, I’m just honestly so scared of losing everything I have and going back to being dead poor, that I’m just not understanding how these dudes don’t…

Look, what I’m saying is I don’t understand why. This isn’t about intelligence or personal character I did plenty of dirt in my life. I’ve been to jail a few times, made my fair share of mistakes, I’m not a perfect man. But this money we’re talking about. You’re gonna risk millions of dollars over “recreational…

Boyd Crowder was the best character in one of the decades best shows.

I don’t understand how you just can’t keep out of trouble if you’re an NFL player. I mean, I’m from the projects too. I know it’s hard if you grew up in that life but dam. I’m doing my best and keeping my nose clean now just trying to protect the little job I have where I get to wear a tie to work and I have some…

the NFL’s Kim Fields looked my way and said, “that can’t go in the story.” I was torn.

Cutler is better than Dalton. There is at least some top-end arm talent there. Dalton seems so maxed out whilst being mediocre.

I once had a girlfriend buy me Bengals gear because she thought they were my favorite team. That was her other boyfriend. And that's how I found out she was cheating. Fuck the Bengals.

On the plus side, being a Bengals fan prepared me well for my emailed comment on the team being ignored by Dave Magary.

Wow. Moonlighting? Really!?

Daniel Tosh is worse at comedy than Andy Dalton is at playing QB.

He is a ginger and all, but according to Daniel Tosh, he is the Number One ginger in all of the world. I know it is kind of like being the tallest midget, but it is still something.

How much to get both Brady and Goodell to retire and remain silent forever?