They couldn’t even find a proper skyline to put on the fucking team’s draft hats this year. That’s the Miami skyline. That is just the saddest thing. I give up.

Serious question: How are you not constantly stressed that your butt is not far enough out. I had to do this -once- in the woods, and it was incredibly anxiety-causing that the poop would somehow hook around and drop right into the pants around my ankles.

It’s all about the people. The best shows have the best people.

That’s the main show. The reality show should be behind the scenes at house of cars. “Tonight Jeremy punches the help and James plays a recorder”

Full CF and kevlar reinforced body? No it would be just fine hitting small animals.

Animals

They’re not plants, so...

The lesson learned shouldve been not to park on private property.

No. What was the security person doing? His job is to monitor the surroundigs and he didn’t notice them?

A good idea in theory turns into “possession of burglary tools” should you ever get pulled over for anything criminal.

Well, Gawker specializes in slander, so they should know.

Chris Froome has already won the Tour de France, so the give up on the dream thing doesn’t make sense. And it is categorically not a “tournament”. It’s like very clearly a race. They are racing on bicycles.

ale Tour is the greatest sporting event in the world. It is a gift to humanity.

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip

I met the guy once when I was working at Chrysler. BY FAR the nicest exec/vp/higher up I’ve ever met. Could hangout and bullshit with the guy all day.

He wouldn’t be a Republican or a Democrat, he’d be his own party: Hellcat.

Ralph freaking Gilles a.k.a. who I want for our next President

Breaking: Deadspin Deputy Editor Barry Petchesky announces he is leaving Gawker Media to play Radball for the Berlin BikeBros.

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…