boogerdavis
Booger Davis
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It’s “mijo” the elision of “mi hijo” for “my son”, but the translation differs depending on who says it. If it’s your mom, it’s “baby boy”. If it’s your dad/uncle/etc, it’s more like “kid” or “sonny”.

Counterpoint: My vasectomy was painless.

am i fucking going insane or is this completely logical?

Auntie Lynch...she gives you wings!

Unfortunately, this left the chicken wings a yard out of reach, so Pete Carroll had Russell Wilson throw them away.

Seems like a reasonable explanation.

Someone showed him a picture of Mercury and he though “Hey if wings on your ankels are good enough for a god, they’re good enough for me!”

Marshawn's new clothing line is Feast Mode

“Tell me about fried wings...”

“My auntie fried up some chicken and I had my hands full, and I don’t have no pockets on my shorts, so I just had to use what I had.” - Marshawn Lynch on why he had chicken wings in his socks. [Maxim]

Who is that girl and why is she wearing her little sister’s bikini?

So what you’re saying is that EVERYONE is getting fucked. Customers get fucked by salespeople, salespeople get fucked by the owner, dealers get fucked by the manufacturer, etc.

the preshus!

Grandpa?