you get my vote for COTD

Break out the blacklight!

Interior missing? Non-factory seats? Carpet rolled up? Someone was killed in this car.

He hit that one all the way to Mount Lookout!

I love your headline. I would love it even more if Berman took the mockery to heart and never again uttered the word “back” under any circumstances.

He also asked Griffey Jr. to help them with town names for deep balls. Horrible for a few reasons, and thankfully Griffey said, “I live 40 miles away, I don’t know the neighborhoods here.” and saved the broadcast from the terrible cliche, but also why didn’t Berman do any homework beforehand? I mean every. year. they.…

I think the guy operating the strap was doing the guy a favor. When you have a $60K truck sitting on the ocean any and all damage done helps convince the insurance to just write the damned thing off.

I’m still confused as to even why this imaging thing exists. Most pics I’ve seen have damn dogs in them. It’s stupid to me.

The police report mentions that, as the attack was taking place, Kromer repeatedly yelled, “This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.”

Sure he’s A1 up in the sheets. But I bet he switches to R1C1 if he’s working that VBA.

This is the dick pic I send to all the ladies I know on the Twitter.

The one you buy for your new, younger girlfriend.

Her car

I don’t mind letting it be known that I reckon GM makes the pretties pickups on the market right now.

A straight report would have made him first, correct, and wouldn’t have implicated anyone in illegally capturing and sharing hospital records.

Well, if that’s the case, Adam, why didn’t you just post the- JESUS CHRIST, DUDE, PUT THAT FUCKING THING BACK IN THE HAZMAT BIN!

She was not competent in Indycar.

DANICA

Danica is a NACAR Diva who coasts to non victory on her looks.