The bear allegedly received the boulder hidden in ground beef delivered by a woman who works at the zoo, who had apparently made plans to leave her husband and run off with the bear, but who backed out of the plan at the last minute. The woman, whose name has not been released, is currently being held and questioned…

+1 life sentence

Not since Sam Hurd has the world seen a Bear sling rock like this.

These cops clearly aren’t pros. If they let him die before charging he will better maintain his maximum capacity.

It’s Florida. They elected Jeb Bush and Rick Scott to multiple terms as governor. I think that alone qualifies the state to appear as an illustration in the dictionary next to the word crazy.

I think it’d be more effective if they just plugged him in, but what do I know.

I want to live in a world where we don’t beat and rape women. This seems impossible though. Guess I’ll just root for the asteroid.

from brutal the brutal weight cut.

If you look carefully in that commercial you will see Torque Ratio Chick wearing heels and walking on grass. Because apparently

Torque Ratios....

Dave said to me, “I’m a lot more popular then you [NOTE: true], and I have a lot more friends than you [also true], and I’ll kick your fucking ass.”

I facepalm every time I hear that line.

I think part of doing the homework for your car is knowing how to drive the damn thing to your home.

Torque ratio is a real term, although it’s commonly called “final drive” in reference to the car’s torque ratio in it’s tallest gear. It’s the product of every active gear ratio in the drivetrain, and shows the ratio of torque between the engine and pavement. For example, the Toyota Corolla 6MT, which has 128 lb-ft, a…

I actually laughed out when I heard that the first time. Too bad barely anyone except for car folks get’s how idiotic that ad was.

My torque ratio is sooooo super high right now!

And what non-car person includes horsepower in their research?

That’s a blanket statement I can agree with.

I gotta say, this interview is probably going to be a small pox on Theismann’s reputation.