After I read the transcript, where the judge stated that the only way these kids were getting out before the status hearing was for the father to go back to court and say that the kids were “better” and seeking to have a relationship with him. Then I read the local news story and it said that the dad left for Israel…

The most nutballs sentence: “I ordered you to have a healthy relationship with your father.”

Now we’re incarcerating children because of their parents’ behavior? WTF is this world that I am living in?

Somebody’s getting paaaaaaiid(for sending kids to jail)!

WTF! You swapped the crappy Italian V6 for a Japanese V8. Awesome! Sounds like a deal. Then you go and do this to the inside of the car. Even if I liked it, and I most assuredly do not, the goddamned gauges aren’t even in a straight line.

One day I shall reign supreme with the greatest comment of the day. Alas, in the words the the crazy farmer from Waterboy, I suck again.

I have read that because of the costs of driving a Veyron even billionaires are judicious in their use. Tires - $50,000/set and Bughatti recommends thet thay be replaced every 12,000 miles (or the way most of them drive a time limit).

Such a great film

It’s the smart move for JPP. He is better off with the Giants not knowing his condition no matter what.

What if he faked the entire thing in a ploy to get them to drop the franchise tag. That would be so amazing.

Visiting hours didn’t begin until 4 PM and Tom Coughlin needed to get to bed

My dad was a mechanic and his best friend owned a salvage yard. My family called him “Jimmy the Junkie,” blissfully unaware that the honorific was not usually applied to junkyard proprietors. I practically grew up in that junkyard. I’ll never forget the day we drove by in my dad’s truck, and it was closed, and I had…

I know of a couple cases where the dealer got ripped off.. it goes like this:

I have a shovel that does a similar trick, but it’s a shame that “OH GODDAMMIT OW THAT FUCKING HURT AND CHRIST MY BACK AND JESUS GARY QUIT LAUGHING THIS ISN’T FUCKING FUNNY” song never really took off.

It’s good thinking to hire someone smart as his ghostwriter/spokesperson.