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Booger Davis
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I get that part of it...but...making that shape with them isn't exactly inviting, and reminds me of those wax lips candies for kids.

The duck face builds the requisite jaw strength for such a steep climb.

Why do people think this is attractive?

Further proof, no matter how high up the promiscuous-career ladder you climb, you always rely on the duck-face.

My boss just suggested I get a pilot’s license last night. What’s the point if I can’t give impromptu flight lessons to models?

I for one welcome our new feline overlords.

You walk into a cat house and you know it right away: A crazy person lives here. No amount of vacuuming,

The World's Fastest Death Cult

At a certain point, you stop being shocked by how many people have died here. The shock is how many are still alive.

Ugh. Domestique violence is the worst!

Looks like the race war has begun.

Dave Warner: “Where the hell is the guy that was supposed to alert me to impending attacks?”
Dave warner: [lying in a bloody pulp after being beaten by Jerome Townsend]

That always amuses me no end. “Swearing is a terrible sin, so I will never do it! Instead, I will substitute a few symbols for letters in common swear words, because I believe the god I worship is so stupid he doesn’t understand what I’m really saying.”

I mean she literally made a quarter of a million dollars with her abstinence-only speeches. So yeah, dollar signs seem appropriate. She has a lot of dollars.

It’s sure a good thing she used all those dollar-signs, otherwise she would have said “Assholes”.

Greatest moment in retweeting history has to be this...

Pedro Strop didn’t have the best performance out of the Cubs’ pen tonight, giving up a homer and then putting two