Why did nature make ‘em so damn cute, so damn deadly ?
GOD DAMN IT NATURE

That bear’s stair game is STRONG.

Unfortunately Charlie, while an awesome bear with a fantastic record for not eating people or even getting them wet while exiting or entering the pool, never has learned to surf.

Wait, TPD didn’t actually give you anything of substance in an investigation of a Seminoles player?

Then you may have seen The Program. That’s fsu they were talking about. But anyway, I heard a rumour that athletes in Florida have been known to receive preferential treatment

Only at FSU can a QB punch a woman in the face and the response is “at least it’s better than the last guy.”

A stain of hilarity urine just darkened mine.

Funny how the good vs bad choices are also the legal vs illegal choices.

Acceptable ways to protect yourself from door dings:

Sharks defenseman Brent Burns won the Something-or-Other Award for his community work. As Ryan Lambert puts it, “he looked like a lunatic who robbed a formal-wear shop and ran a comb through his hair for the first time in years.”

Congratulations, Mr. Tom and Mr. Petehammer, on COTD! I have for each of you a beautiful classic Alfa Romeo which this lovely will deliver as soon as she finishes this movie scene.

Deadspin generally has the consistently funniest comments in Gawker land, but "Comment of the Day" coming back is pushing Jalopnik's game up.

This all could've been avoided if they just stuck with Tebow

People camped out outside of parks trying to get kids.

This was funnier that whatever that article was

“Language is wine upon the lips, you motherfucking motherfucker.”

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…