On the spot retaliation would get an ejection. I’d go with something more in-the-flow-of-the-game, like a swing that clips the catcher’s hand.

Luckily for you, the Reds do suck and you’re not missing anything. Unluckily for you, you’re a Bengals fan.

Hello, “free speech” is specifically about the government’s relationship with a speaker. If you mouth off like an asshole and get exactly what you’re asking for in response, that’s just the gene pool getting a good scrubbing.

You just wrote a 12 word internet comment showing you have no fucking clue what “free speech” means. Bravo!

And twitter, Facebook and instagram... hey bro, we are real happy you decided to stop stuffing your face and get a gym membership

It’s strange because I seem to see just as many “Motorcyclists calling out bad drivers” instances as I see instances of “Motorcyclists are bad asses who don’t have to follow your sheeple driving rules”.

It is cutting the line. Just because it’s not technically illegal, you’re still being an asshole.

All the best motorcycle riders I know are all old guys, or young guys on Cafe Racers.

“Just the fact that these videos are proudly posted as some kind of trophy collected in their quest to rid the world of idiocy comes off as a strange amalgamation of schadenfreude and narcissism.”

I’ve gotten used to just shaking my head and keep going, lest the aggressor comes back. At which point, I’m just going to find the nearest exit.

Davis said that it has always been his dream to be a 49er, and he hopes this decision will help him survive another 24 years.

The child is more mature than the collective mass of all the country’s beat writers.

Kevin Johnson is Like Every Other Elected Official, Ever.

Judging by that photo, he listened when I told him to eat shit.

Thank you for all your excellent work on this story. Please continue your admirable and relentless pursuit of this asshole. Seriously, he needs to be taken down.

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

SpaceX alone has saved the US government more than that already:

His Rule 17 is, of course, absolutely wrong. May I introduce the Warthog.