Yeah my grandmother used that one when appropriate too

It’s like Ernest Hemingway once said about the thrills of life, “There is nothing better than to be shot at and missed.”

I think you need luminol to find blood, blacklight alone only lights up man goo.

All the way to the double-A highway!

I can’t put my thumb on why but GM truck styling has reminded me of Judge Dredd for some time now. Ug-lee.

If Jr. meant to hit her I think he’d be defending himself by saying maybe she shouldn’t be running into the corners so slow, or maybe that his brakes were weak but man hers were apparently working great. You know, give her a burn to go with the bruise on her ego.

I learned in a 1970 roadrunner with a big honking pistol grip shifter. Pretty convenient, all I had to do was stomp the gas and side step the clutch. The finer points had to wait.

I like the one that blathers something about “torque ratios” then says it’s part of doing your homework on buying a car. I think it’s part of doing your homework for the dumbass who wrote that commercial, and they didn’t do it.

I had a Dodge Durango with one of those real-time MPG displays in it. Some things you’re just better off not knowing.

I’m betting that car was found gutted of parts, and that’s why it got the OMG interior treatment.

Did they use flesh from her neck to make those fake funbags?

Spock’s cursing was sublime. He did too much LDS at Berkeley

Everything should be covered in a thin coating of engine grease

I’ve traded in a couple of junkers where the dealership was up front about it and showed it around to the mechs and detail guys to see if they could just wash their hands of the thing before I even got off the lot.

For someone sworn off sex she sure is airing out the fun bags.

That one deserves a lot more love

I want to see the Hollywood sign, can anyone find me a map?

I’d be more wary of the poop.

A bunch of asshole teens goaded a guy with brain damage into doing this

I personally identify as a cat person but it’s only because I hate having to take care of needy dogs when I can have a cat that not only earns its keep, it leaves me the f alone.