And the one over 30 is the creator’s wife. And the very youngest one is the virgin who’s “different from all the rest” while being remarkably receptive to only the two male leads.

I’d rather pass a kidney stone in the form of a flaming porcupine out of my penis, pour gasoline on the porcupine and shove it back in again while drinking a Bud light lime laced with arsenic and rat feces.

You lost me at Beatty.

Kourtney is hilariously uninterested in pretty much anything anyone has to say, ever. Yes, this is typical.

There was once an episode of KUWTK in which the main storyline of said episode was about Kourtney’s lack of facial expressions and emotion.

I look like that when my friend talks about how she is finally over her boyfriend from five years ago. It’s a monthly convo and I can’t really muster the enthusiasm anymore.

What do you think is happening with Kourtney in this convo? Is she over Kayne and Kim? Is she tired of talking about T Swift? Is she day dreaming about her next cameo in Kylie’s snap story? Or is she legit asleep? Because I really think she could be asleep.

I don’t watch this show regularly; sometimes it’s on in the background. Does Kourtney always look like this? Cause she looks like either she doesn’t believe anything Kim is saying or she’s downright bored with her nonsense.

But isn’t that ultimately the most male of all? He doesn’t even have to be aware that he’s insulting a young woman - forcibly interrupting her, publicly diminishing her achievement, and comparing her unfavorably to another woman - because he’s just an oblivious male genius speaking truth to power. Blech

There is something pathological about the way they both talk about Taylor. The logical part of me assumes they’re milking Taylor, the biggest star in the world right now, for ratings. But even for people as enthralled/professionally dependent on fame as they are, their single-minded focus on Swift comes off like a…

Right, I guess I should’ve been more clear on the jargon. Hope this helps!

She has stockholm’s syndrome.

I’m a reality TV editor by trade, and despite not caring about these people at all, I do enjoy my profession so maybe I can offer some insight (while procrastinating on the network notes I have to do for the show I’m working on). The cuts around 00:26, they chopped some stuff up but the only thing they really…

It’s like when someone makes a racist joke and you keep pretending you don’t get it to get them to spell out their racism in the clearest way possible to everyone. You kind of want her to continue on to her reasoning so she can slowly hear out loud how racist she sounds (or if she can’t, at least everyone else can).

Yes, I am not even a little bit surprised that the woman who wrote “Dear Future Husband” is just “meh” about exercising her right to vote.

Actual Trini here with a message for Megan Trainor:

Less than 100 years women have had the right to vote in this country. Women went to jail and went on hunger strikes for her right to vote, but you know, whatevs. Doesn’t apy to her life now.

A 22-year-old who doesn’t vote and who desperately wishes she was a black woman (specifically from Trinidad for some reason).

Suggested GIF:

“I always say, ‘I’m Trini to the bone,’ which means you have Trini blood. I don’t. I just wish I did.”