Omgomgomgomg hyperventilating right now.

Tina I’m so sorry! I never knew you were blind!!

If I were her I would have bought a pregnancy belly and just occasionally step out wearing it to fuck with them.

But maybe that isn’t true! Maybe she does want kids! The details are what’s none of our business.

As much as I am annoyed by Aniston’s continued unearned presence in the public eye (though she seems likeable enough), I’ve got to give her the benefit of the doubt on that one. While a pregnancy and natural birth, though probably still possible, is not likely, she may be thinking of adoption. I mean, she didn’t say,…

Seriously, it would drive me nuts if an entire industry thrived upon speculating if I was barren, pregnant, or just a fatty.

whether or not I am pregnant (for the bajillionth time... but who’s counting)

Agreed, it is none of our fucking business. She can adopt twice as many kids as Brangelina or she can drink wine, raise goats, and travel the world with her hot husband. Or some combination thereof. Live your best life, Jen!

Also, I mean, fuck, people — she’s 47. Do you know basic biology? Having a baby naturally at age 47 is highly unlikely. If she does become pregnant, it’s 99.99% going to be because she is undergoing fertility treatments or even using a donor egg (unless she froze some of her own eggs when she was younger). If she is…

She doesn’t address it in the article, but can you imagine if she has been trying to get pregnant for years but has had miscarriages? Between 20 and 33% of pregnancies end in miscarriage, but no one seems to think about that when they’re badgering other people about if they are pregnant, why they aren’t pregnant, and…

Imagine if we speculated about men’s vasectomies in this manner. ORLANDO BLOOM: THE BIG SNIP? Followed by ten photos of the actor in swim trunks standing with a vaguely bow-legged stance.

No, if an Ugg boot filled with pumpkin spice latté was granted one wish, and it was to be a real human woman, she would date this guy. As for me, I wouldn’t touch any of these guys with someone else’s pussy.

SEND THIS BACK TO THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL.

Yeah I dunno if going on a reality television show and airing out dirty laundry regarding your brother is going to help the relationship much. Aaron always seems like he’s a prankster and has a good sense of humor about himself. He also has a reputation for being serious about the game and holding his teammates…

Controversial opinion: Lin-Manuel Miranda looks way better without the long hair.

Why are people so angry about an opinion piece about a TV show? I just want to recommend therapy for all of them. YOU DONT HAVE TO LIVE THIS WAY, BUDDIES.

this is a great post but the angry comments are even better

How is “I don’t write for Deadspin” not a legitimate answer?

Is Larry a British breed? Otherwise, he’s just another worker crossing borders for economic gains. (Just like the British from about 1583-1997.)