I, a woman, unapologetically Would Bang, so the wedding ring is an important reminder here.

I originally chafed at that theory but it’s beginning to make more sense to me, especially after William’s kills this episode. The one question mark for me, though, is if William is the Man in Black, why was MiB such an asshole to Dolores in the first episode - you’d think he’d have more of a fondness/gentleness to…

I wonder if Maeve, as a resident of Sweetwater, gets killed/has to be repaired a lot more, relative to other hosts, because that’s where the guests first arrive? I imagine guests get their feet wet with the whole fucking/killing/general moral depravity in the saloon and Maeve subsequently gets sent to the surgeon…

Sorry, “I would totally wear this gown in real life if I shit money.”

I would totally wear this in real life (sans crimped hair, vacant expression, and white eyebrows)

Also because you’re Russian I’m sure you depend on real fur to survive.

There is a LOT going on in the eye area here

I blew my coworker’s fucking mind when I showed him how to filter on Excel my first week at my new job. He wanted me to create a new spreadsheet so he could see all the top performers on a 3,000-row spreadsheet, and when I filtered for them in ~10 seconds he looked like he saw the face of God. Easiest brownie points…

OMFG when the two bigger ones went over and picked the little one up only two inches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A figure skater ballgown, compete with a forehead-squeezing topknot.

These are Bad Pants.

Let me hold a séance and ask my late grandfather which he would’ve preferred. For me it’s 50/50 between B and C.

I can’t Kirby Delauter that I Kirby Delautered Kirby Delauter!

Vulval pant folds = always a good look

Aw man, come on. This is a big night for you, what the fuck is with the one glove thing? I was rooting for you!

Pretty sure someone wore this same look a few months ago - Kendall Jenner, I think?

I hope these things aren’t on the backside too so the poor girl can sit down. But she looks chic as always.

These cutouts and random black horizontal pieces bring an A dress down to a B :(

Gorgeous. Love love love. She’s been wearing some wack things on this press tour but this look is beautiful.