I agree that the The Weeknd is not that great, and I’m happy to see him included on this list.

This song was my worst song of 2015. Hands down. Probably because I heard it 5 times a day, the lyrics are stupid, and something about it was like, not asloud or fast as it should have been for me?

Do we?

Well thankfully it won’t be for Jezebel dot com as she doesn’t work for them anymore.

:(

THIS. THIS. THIS. The reason we should ignore Trump is because, like any textbook narcissist that somehow finagled their way onto a reality show, attention is how he builds steam: if news outlets stopped writing a dozen pieces on him like he were a series candidate and not a jack o’ lantern filled with rotting baby…

Y’all, I don’t get the panty dropping over this young man. I simply do not get it.

#beachweddinggoals

Ballsmcgee and I do puzzles all the time, but our relationship was seriously tested with a 1000-piece Jackson Pollock puzzle my sister gave me. I still give her shit for trying to ruin my relationship.

All of this is bananas to me considering I visited NYC just six weeks ago and ballsmcgee and I had a fabulous date night at Sushi Dojo. It didn’t feel gross to me at all, but who knows what goes on behind the scenes.

I had a bagel with lox and cream cheese this morning.

Agreed because she won’t let me unsubscribe from her fucking emails. The DNC’s email blast system is worse than trying to escape a timeshare convention.

I wouldn’t see it simply for its dumb name.

My dreams are wack.

I actually had a sex dream about him once. Please pray for my soul.

Is cameltoe an Illuminati symbol?

$35,000? At the risk of being accused of missing the point

I think there are some light spoilers, unfortunately, but nothing that totally ruins the movie.

Yes, because both names are perfectly acceptable. You’re being (wrongfully) pedantic.

Ok.