1) I grew up around there, I know how to get there.

Yeah, they will drag their fuckin’ heels about booking you on a flight on a different airline.

Yeahhhh I need to figure out when you can preorder it and set my alarm for exactly that moment.

Um I would buy literally ever piece pictured here and probably every piece not pictured here, especially those heels and that purse.

I mean, I don’t think I could stay with a cheater, but it’s a little weird to make such an unequivocal statement when there are certainly situations where people have stayed with cheaters and it’s been the right decision for them.

Right?? I can understand taking a day off, but an entire week (when most people only have two weeks’ paid vacation a year)? Patently insane.

Weirdly I have zero issues applying eye makeup, but even after 5 years of wearing contacts I am fucking terrible at putting them in. To this day I recoil when putting in my contacts.

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I have seen these all over wedding photos lately and I’d like to assert my unequivocal opinion that they are fucking hideous.

Hillary just won my vote by being anti-PSL.

I think I got Stockholm Syndromed into wanting to watch this show. I have been inundated with a ridiculous number of print, TV, and online ads for it that I finally decided that I’m going to give it a try.

Wait.... Boehner cried??

Totally agree. It’s kind of a pain in the ass to get a passport and leave the US. International flights are cost-prohibitive for many.

She was also a middling professional tennis player!

OMG are they?????

Thank you for reminding me this video exists and that Enrique Iglesias was a thing, Anna Kournikova was a thing, and that they were a thing together.

Waiting for Sam Biddle to write an article about this like “this congressman did the right thing.”

I love Jeannie Mai! She’s the only person on this list I’ve recognized so far.

This one is cute, but can’t tell if 16 or 36.