No. Goodbye.

Lily Aldridge, a model (no shit) and married to one of the guys from Kings of Leon (I think the one with the last name “Aldridge.”)

Ouuuuuccccchhhhhh, girl!

Very sexy lizard

Kimberly. A shoelace neckline? And cargo pockets? WHY.

This outfit is fucking hideous. It looks so cheap. I could get this glorified sweatsuit at Forever 21 for $15. SHAME, TAYLOR, FOR SHAME.

Someone on Twitter said she looks like one of her mother’s lemons and I died.

Why do both of these videos look grainy and antiquated like someone pulled them out of a LoC vault, dusted them off, and played them? This was 10 goddamn years ago!

But, like, why are you here? This is a wedding blog where people come to talk about their weddings and wedding issues and compare ideas and, yes, sometimes complain. I’ll ask again: are you lost?

Yes, I could put a down payment on a house. You could also buy cheaper shoes, never eat out, re-use coffee grounds, live in a studio, only use the free Internet for 30 minutes at a time at the public library.... god, it goes on and on. Don’t tell other people how to prioritize their finances.

Are you lost?

Uh, I think you’re missing the point because you’re choosing a goddamn wedding blog to shit on weddings and people who have them. Are you lost?

Blocking you on Twitter.

Pope: “k”

She’s wearing a goddamn shirt in this video that says “Self Service.”

Oh. Hell. No.

My mom likes to make cards and I always used to call her bone folder her “boner” to piss her off.

I’m an art history major and I found the Vatican Museum incredible. Raphael’s frescoes, especially The School of Athens, were amazing. Maybe the Egyptian stuff was meh to you but I still think it's worth a visit.

I can tell you that in some ways it’s much better than you think it is, in some ways it’s a lot worse than what you think it is, and in some ways it’s exactly what you think it is.

How dare you.