Agreed. I’m lucky enough to have been to Paris twice, but both times I was on longer backpacking trips and happened to hit Paris at a low point in my funds. One time I stayed with 2 friends in a 2-person tent in a campsite a few miles outside the city and it was fucking terrible. I will probably not go back to Paris…

This is the most Talladega thing ever and I’m almost proud to be an Alabamian today. Roll Tide.

Agreed. There is no way she could continue to put up with his shit after 10 years unless she’s a robot. She’s currently planning her escape, I’m sure.

It’s his wife Melania. That poor woman.

It was pretty expensive as far as McDonald’s go, IIRC. I consider myself a fairly good/smart/frugal traveler but I had a hell of a time trying to find cheap food in central Paris. The best I could do was a baguette, cheese, and meat from a grocery store.

The other thing is that pretty much any vacation or visit to a tourist destination is liable to be terrible and crowded and obnoxious if you go during peak season. You didn’t like all the crowds in Rome in July? Maybe book your trip for another time, or acknowledge that that’s unavoidable if you choose to travel in…

More generally, people who wax poetic about the “wander the streets” school of tourism are the vacation equivalent of people who go on and on about how they don’t own a TV.

One of the most satisfying meals of my life was getting a Big Mac and fries at the McDonald’s on the Champs-Elysees (sp?) in Paris. My friends and I had been walking around the city for like, 12 hours and were exhausted and starving and nothing tasted as good as that fucking burger.

FUCK. PLYMOUTH. ROCK. Easily the most underwhelming “landmark” in the country.

The Louvre is an amazing museum, but the Mona Lisa is absolutely a let-down. It’s so small!

Are you kidding me? The Trevi Fountain I guess you could make a case for, but the Vatican is incredible and awe-inspiring. Even if you’re not too into the Sistine Chapel (which I think is pretty awesome), it’s worth a visit because it’s part of the incomparable Vatican Museum, which is absolutely worth a visit. It can…

Yeah, I had a great time at Blarney Castle because the grounds were so beautiful. I kissed the stone, and it was fun and got a good picture. I wouldn’t go back, though, and I would probably tell people going to Ireland to not make it a priority.

I would trust anything this man says.

I goofed, it was a checked bag. My bad!

I once had a camera and some perfume stolen from my carry-on on a Delta flight and when I called to complain to Delta they told me it wasn’t their problem because “they contract out their baggage handling to an independent company” so I’d have to take it up with them.

“Draya Michele, of future Iggy Azalea career dunk Basketball Wives LA”

Donald Trump criticizing someone for not being professional. Soak that in, ya bimbos.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a face quite as asymmetrical as Scott Walker’s. It’s like he’s been assembled from a drawer of spare Mr. Potato Head parts.

I mean they can feel those feelings but my partner feeling inadequate or like there’s something incomplete because I didn’t orgasm makes me feel shitty and pressured, too. My partner knows it’s me, not him, and he doesn’t feel bad because I’m satisfied - he has no reason to feel “inadequate, sad, unsatisfied, or…

Where did I say I thought I could control how people feel? What I’m saying is that it would be shitty if a partner didn’t trust that I was fine with the way I am and still felt the need to be upset/depressed over my difficulty orgasming. What is there to be depressed about if you’re orgasming and I’m happily not…