How is that weird to you? If you’re throwing a big party with over 100 guests and a lot of moving parts, why wouldn’t you want to start planning at least a year in advance? Good caterers and venues and photographers get snapped up real quick. It’s not necessary for everyone, but starting to at least plan/think about…

Oh God, asking guests to set up and clean up after themselves is a bridge too far.

My wedding venue is a restaurant/event space and they have TWENTY PAGES of catering options including THIRTEEN distinct menu options. Shoot me in the face.

I have absolutely zero patience for babies in bars. None.

There was a great comment thread on Kitchenette once where one commenter told a story about how she accidentally kicked a baby in a bar that was underfoot, and I think another person shared a story about their friend that kicked a baby in a bar on accident, and they were trying to figure out if they were friends in…

It is if you get a discount on your joint burial plot with your wedding booking!

Oil pulling does not sound like something I would want to do with my teeth.

I have carpet throughout (except the tiny kitchen and bathroom). Also, if you live below someone you have to expect at least a little bit of foot noise. If you want 100% silence live on the top floor, or in the middle of the woods.

I’m talking about walking normally on carpet while barefoot at 7 o’clock in the evening. I’m allowed to do that in my own house. If my neighbor can’t cope with ANY noise from the floors above, he probably shouldn’t have rented a lower floor apartment (our complex is all 2 story buildings). Hearing people walk is just…

Put the Bibles on her doorstep and set them on fire.

I heard of this being a problem at GWU when I lived in DC. They made a fancy shmancy apartment building above a Whole Foods in Foggy Bottom and charged exorbitant prices, even for DC. We’re talking nearly $2,800/mo for a studio, I think. They underestimated how many rich shitass college kids would get their parents to…

I had a neighbor come upstairs and scream at us because we were “walking too much.” We live in a shitty building where the floors are kind of creaky, and there are two humans + one dog walking around in the evenings making dinner, doing chores, etc. And we’re not stompers - we just walk normally and the floor is thin…

I think there’s a special place in hell for people who are so peeved that people aren’t bringing them food in a blizzard that the contemplate EGGING THE RESTAURANT. Like, what the fuck.

C.E. Arnold: won’t go out in a blizzard to get food three blocks away, complains when delivery guys three blocks away don’t bring her food in a blizzard, contemplates egging Chinese restaurant when her food doesn’t get delivered in a motherfucking blizzard.

WELL THEN YOU SHOULD PRETEND LIKE IT IS AND STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR SWEATY, MELTING FACES

“I want to look like a Safari Businessman”

She looks awesome, his suit is terrible.

Why would you wear this in July. Why.

Also how much do you LOVE “Everyone Has a Story?” And by “LOVE” I mean “am unable to look away from the trainwreck that is that segment?

Ewwwwwww